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Vadik Volnov commits an act of defecation “to the cinema”, after which he goes to his own wedding and, at the suggestion of a friend, “Polkilo” smokes a “pigtail”. Vadik has a clinical death, and he goes to heaven with the secretary of God (although Vadik takes him for the Lord God himself), and they discuss how Vadik lived.

He recalls how in 1984, when he was 8 years old, he drank with his father Grigory to a hockey match between the USSR and Czechoslovakia, went to sports sections, etc. In 1994 , he served in a school where the ensign sends him with friends Lyuty, Voroby and Gioconda to serve in the 10th company for sexual intercourse with a common cook " in a perverted, indecent, ironed form and in uncleaned boots ." There they meet Warrant Officer Khokhl in a Dolce & Gabbana vest, who gives change to Vadik for a joke about his last name.

Then they recall his life in 1998 . When there was a crisis, Vadik with his friends Lenya “Polkilo” and Volodya “Lyalya” engaged in petty fraud. Once, having stolen a gas spray, they are trying to rob a whole market, but gas runs out at a jeweler, and Vadik faints, trying to pretend to be holding a breath freshener in his hands. Then, at the suggestion of "Polkilo", he abducts Lenin from the Mausoleum, but does not have time to escape far and gets to the investigator for cases smelling of idiocy.

After serving in 2002: Vadik, "Polkilo" and "Lala" become criminal authorities, they are called "Three Reptiles" in the city. This is followed by a “shooter” with competitors and a fight, a conversation with a traffic cop, a visit to prostitutes and a dizzying pursuit of a banker and his beating, at the end of which Vadik loses consciousness from a baseball bat, inflicted on him by mistake “Bail”.

Four years later, having come with Polkilo and Lyalya to the beach, Vadik met his future bride Anastasia Korinova and her father, whom he had beaten with Polkilo and Lyalya in 2002. Vadik starts dating Nastya, the next day they go to a restaurant, where Vadik admits to Nastya that he wants her. Then they go home to Nastya, Vadik asks her to spend the night where they have sex. Vadik met with Nastya until his father found out that Vadik beat him in the early 2000s and drove him out. Then Nastya is tricked into capturing her "idol" by her idol Tim Milan (in an image inspired by Dima Bilan and Timati). Vadik comes to her aid, and a battle scene with Milan follows. Vadik defeats Milan and puts up with Nastya.

Vadik asks the secretary of God, whom he considers God, to send him to Earth, and recalls how one day on January 7, 2007 he helped a woman carry bags, appeased an old woman, lit a boy on the street and helped to unzip a man in the toilet with fractures in both hands. But he replies that He (God) was busy that day, since his son had a birthday (Christmas). Vadik seeks a personal audience with God, but after a second conversation (hidden from the viewer) he leaves his office and gets into a devilish truck reminiscent of his garbage truck - a hint of the worthlessness of the people transported with it, studded from the inside with fur and driven by a gloomy driver. Trying to find out from the driver “ what are we waiting for?” ", He understands that everything that happened is just a dream. Having woken up at the wedding, he, succumbing to the persuasion of "Polkilo", drags on the second "jamb", and with a contented face falls back down again.

At the end of the film, during the credits, Vadik and Nastya walk around Moscow.

• Garik Kharlamov - Vadim (Vadik) Volnov / Vadik's father
• Elena Velikanova - Anastasia (Nastya) Korinova
• Armen Dzhigarkhanyan - Secretary of God
• Mikhail Galustyan - Leonid "Polkilo" Nobolny, a friend of Vadik
• Joseph Buyanovsky - Vladimir “Lyalya” Smirnov, friend of Vadik

Other roles

• Dmitry Nagiev - ensign
• Anastasia Kalmanovich - secretary in the reception room of the secretary of God
• Pavel Kozmopoulos - killer number 1
• Sergey Kholmogorov - killer number 2
• Vsevolod Pichugin - 8-year-old Vadik
• Anna Nosatova - Nastya's friend, Sasha
• Carolina Kabakuala - Ekaterina Viktorovna, mother of Nastya
• Vladimir Turchinsky - arms seller
• Alexander Fursenko - seller-jeweler / gangster No. 1
• Alexey Fursenko - gangster number 2
• Vasily Fursenko - gangster number 3
• Nikolai Fursenko - gangster number 4
• Boris Moiseyev - investigator for cases smelling like idiocy
• Igor Kulachko - bandit number 1
• Arkady Ryumin - bandit number 2
• Khadzhimurat Nabiev - traffic cop
• Rimma Markova - the “mother” of prostitutes
• Valery Barinov - Banker Ivan Alexandrovich, Sergey Viktorovich, Nastya's father
• Stanislav Osipov - waiter in an Italian restaurant
• Dmitry Sychev - cameo
• George Dronov - Jedi
• Eduard Galeev - Ilya “Fierce” Moginotov
• Sergey Kosyrev - Maxim "The Mona Lisa" Pechanokov
• Mikhail Baruzdin - Valery “Sparrow”
• Andrey Rudakov - Anatoly Orekhov, bespectacled soldier
• Alesi Pavlycheva - Snow White
• Ksenia Sobchak - prostitute number 1
• Marika Kravtsova - prostitute number 2
• Lera Kudryavtseva - prostitute number 3
• Julia Beretta - prostitute number 4
• Pavel Volya - Tima Milan

• Night watch - on the festive table, spider legs grow on the bottle of wine, the MOSVET Emergency Service truck, a fight in the campground and on the bridge.
• Day Watch - Vadik’s car is driving along a steep wall of a building, an accident with a MOSVET truck.
• 9th company - Vadik and his friends are transferred to 10th company.
• Bruce Almighty - Vadik and the secretary of God walk on water.
• Do not even think! - meeting of Vadik and Nastya.
• Shadow boxing - when 8-year-old Vadik beats his father.
• The brigade is the nickname of three friends "Three Reptiles."
• Boomer - a market robbery.
• Truckers - Vadik leaves for hell on a truck to the music of this series.
• My fair nanny is at the end of the film.
• Star Wars - The Jedi theme is parodied.
• Matrix - a duel between Vadik and Tima Milan and the famous Neo trick - evading bullets.
• Pirates of the Caribbean - the image of Jack Sparrow in one of the soldiers during the parody of the film "9 Companies".
• Halloween is a first-person shoot when 8-year-old Vadik wanders around his father’s apartment.
• The all-metal shell - the ensign covers obscene recruits with words from the film. You are all shit!

• Who want to be a millionaire? - when the secretary of God asks Vadik a question.

The film included the following musical compositions:

1. Richard Strauss - So said Zarathustra
2. Gershon Kingsley - Popcorn
3. Molotov - Puto
4. Triplex vs. Apocalyptica - Shadow Boxing
5. The USSR State Radio and Television Grand Choir - Aviators March (in the credits is indicated as "Heroes of Sports")
6. Elvis Presley - Are You Lonesome Tonight?
7. Sergey Shnurov - Mobile
8. Vyacheslav Dobrynin - Goodbye
9. Alexey Shelygin - Team. Prologue
10. Mo'Horizons - Brazil
11. Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
12. Toto Cutugno - Solo Noi
13. Moloko - Sing It Back
14. Prince - La-La (Means I Love You)
15. Roy Orbison - Oh, Pretty Woman
16. Joe Cocker - You Are So Beautiful (To Me)
17. King Floyd - What Our Love Needs
18. Yuri Vizbor - My darling, the forest sun
19. X-Mode & DJ Neal - La Peregrinacion / Animals
20. Valery Zubkov - Meeting (from the movie " Gypsy ")
21. Julio Iglesias - Abrazame
22. Timur Temirov - The sky above the earth
23. Metropolis - Karl-Marx-Stadt
24. Karl Orff - O Fortuna
25. Leap Year - Quiet Light
26. JanyRadari & Pavel Volya - Best Song
27. Pavel Volya - Watering machine

The film set a record for Russian film distribution, collecting 403.87 million rubles in the first weekend, ahead of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End and Irony of Fate by this indicator . Continuation ". Despite box office successes, the film received many disapproving reviews ^[2] . There have also been positive reviews and reviews ^{[3] [4]} . In the second weekend, film attendance fell by 72% ^[5] .

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