Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Peter , Lois , Brian , Chris and Meg are preparing for the Christmas party , decorating the Christmas tree, sorting out their Christmas toys. Meg picks up a toy on which the birth of Jesus Christ is painted, she says that this is her favorite toy. Brian notes that it was “Touching. And invented . " Peter decides to tell all family members the story of Christmas and the Immaculate Conception .

So, many years ago there lived a hardworking carpenter Joseph (played by Peter), somehow he and his friend Robbie (in the role of Brian) noticed a beauty who poured water from a well. Robbie invited Joseph to come up and meet her. Mary agrees to Joseph’s offer to go somewhere. Several dates pass, Joseph wants to have sex with Maria, but she says that she has a strict mentor for her virginity, she does not want this, because something inside her tells her that she should not rush.

Joseph and Robbie are working together again, Robbie says that he, Joseph, was very lucky with his new girlfriend. At this moment, Mary appears nearby, who tells Joseph to visit her in the evening, since she has something very important for him. Having come home to Mary in the evening, Joseph finds out that she is pregnant. Joseph cannot understand how this could happen, but Mary says that this is the son of God, an angel appeared to her and gave her a child.

The story is interrupted, the Family Family is again shown together watching TV. Peter tries to call his aunt, Helen, after which he still decides to finish the story of the very first Christmas.

Joseph and Mary are sent to Bethlehem on a small donkey (performed by Meg). While they get to Bethlehem, the three wise men prepare for their trip, they receive a letter from the carrier pigeon , which says about the imminent birth of the King of Kings. The sages go to Bethlehem, on the way they run out of water, they stop in the palace of King Herod , where Herod accidentally blabs (performed by Carter) about the imminent birth of the King of Kings. Herod decides to kill the child.

Joseph and Mary had already arrived in Bethlehem, but they did not want to settle in a local hotel, since all the places had ended. At this time, fights begin at Mary and she is urgently taken to the stable, where Joseph thinks over the name of the son of God. At this moment, there is an angel who, asking God, offers the name Jesus. A doctor comes to Mary, and soon Jesus comes into the world (played by Stewie). At this time, three wise men arrive, who bring small gifts.

The troops of the king, who vowed to destroy Jesus, were approaching the stable, but Jesus himself decided to fight back by transferring to a flying ship and destroying the army with laser weapons. This ends the story, transferring the audience back to the Griffin house.

Someone is knocking on the house, Peter is going to figure out what’s the matter: it turns out that the young couple broke the car, and the wife gives birth. The husband asks to use the Griffin phone, to which Peter drives people away, calling them deceivers, and threatening to go for a baseball bat .

• The rating of the episode was 2.5 among the age group 18-49 years.
• About 5.49 million people watched the series.
• The series became the second most watched Animation Domination on FOX that night, losing the Simpsons in number of views ^[1] .

Kevin McFarland of AV Club rated the episode a low rating of C. ^[2]

• “Jesus, Mary and Joseph!” On the Internet Movie Database