Little girl in the big ten

Liza never had problems with her studies. But she still has one problematic subject - physical education. Even the Director Skinner does not save her from the physical education twos, because he is weaker than the physical education teacher. So Liza has to go to additional physical education classes to a certain coach from East Germany, Lugash. At first, she doesn’t like the prospect of going to a fairly strict gymnastics coach, but having caught the ball and fainted, she sees President Kennedy, who advises her to train not only the mind, but also the body. Then Lisa starts training and soon shows a remarkable talent for gymnastics thanks to a particularly strong skull, which all the time helps the girl to land successfully after each jump. Later, she meets two other gymnasts and learns that they are students of Springfield University (Lisa did not immediately see this, as her new girlfriends are short in stature). Not wanting to lose her new adult friends, Lisa tells them that she is also a student.

Meanwhile, Bart bites a rare Chinese mosquito, which came to America, having flown into one of the many Krastizavr toys that were collected in China. Dr. Hibbert diagnoses that the boy has panda virus syndrome. The illness will pass, but Bart will have to walk for a whole week in a special transparent ball so as not to infect anyone (as in the “bubble boy” from the movie Under the Cap , some scenes with Bart come from the same place). This causes some inconvenience for Bart, although there are advantages, such as punishing hooligans who stick to the wonders. Meanwhile, Lisa enjoys her new double life: she attends the University and the School at the same time, goes to the Kafka club for the performances of the poet-Nobel laureate Robert Pinsky . She manages to cope everywhere, but one day Milhouse notices her when she goes to university. Suspicious, Milhouse and Martin Prince and the Database follow Lisa. The trail leads them to the University and there for all they reveal the secret of Lisa that she is not a student at all, but an ordinary student of the second class.

Lisa finds herself in a very unenviable situation: now she cannot meet her former girlfriends from Univer, she is also now despised by all her classmates, even her parents are dissatisfied with her daughter and her secret visits to the university. But soon Bart gives his sister the opportunity to become famous among his friends. Tomorrow, in honor of Director Skinner, there will be a meeting at which the director will be given his parking space and a sign with his name on a plaque. If Bart does not care for the director, this will not be anything unusual, but if Lisa ... At the ceremony, a large chocolate cake was installed next to the director, the director himself put on a white suit. And now Martin is going to take a picture of the director, how Liza falls from the roof in Bart's ball. She falls right on the cake and that completely turns out to be Skinner’s white suit. Contented children again fell in love with Lisa, and Bart, meanwhile, discovered that he had a fear of open space from a long time in a ball, so the boy climbed into the pipe, which soon sucked him.

• "Little Girl in the Big Ten" at The Simpsons.com
• Little Girl in the Big Ten on the Internet Movie Database