Million small fibers

The series begins with a scene in a Chinese restaurant, where the "killed" Towel for fifteen minutes trying to mix the "Chang" sauce for visitors who did not even have time to order anything.

Naturally, he loses his job (at the end of the month), and his loyal friend “cant”, taking on the duties of the muse, gives him the idea to write an autobiographical work entitled “A Million Fine Threads”.

However, the fact that the author of this “masterpiece” is a towel does not suit the publishers (racism is still strong in the states) ... But a loyal friend, Kosyak, as always, comes to the rescue! Towel decides to introduce himself as a Man and takes the pseudonym Stephen Towel.

"I am one of those people who often hung out to dry all around." This phrase becomes decisive, and the biography of an advanced towel saw the light ...

Penetration, sincerity and emotional anguish make the protagonist of the episode the star of the talk show of the famous American television presenter - Oprah Winfrey ! The epistolary work is declared the book of the month, but ... Against the backdrop of the audience’s enthusiasm, voices of dissatisfied sound. Who is this?

The sense of humor of Matt and Trey is unconventional and unpredictable. This time, none other than the vulva and anus of Oprah are dissatisfied! They are unsatisfied! They suffer from the workaholism of their mistress. And this pushes them to decisive action ...

As it usually happens, the victim of “undercover” (sub-titular) battles is someone who has nothing to do with the “backstage” of the life of the world's powerful, and this time it was not Towel that was lucky. His Secret becomes known.

Vulvie and Harry - Anus triumph! Finally, Oprah will be fired and will be able to give them worthy of attention! But, it’s not so simple ... The towel is again invited to the Oprah show under the guise of reconciliation of humanity and “towel”, but hypocrisy and dependence on the glory and money of American society inflict a new, terrible blow on him. They want to lynch him ...

The failure of the plan of the leading organs enrages them and pushes them to extreme measures - Oprah Winfrey becomes a hostage of her own vagina and anus.

Paris ... It turns out that this beautiful city can be a dream not only of people in general, but of their organs separately!

A helicopter to the airport and a plane to France - this is what “terrorists" need! A shot from a revolver at a policeman made by a vagina - Vulvie, is fatal. Harry dies from a sniper bullet ... Unable to endure such a loss, Vulvie commits suicide.

Well, the Towel ... The towel saves the rest of the hostages (the audience in the studio) and, as always, is burning!

• The title refers to the novel "A Million Small Pieces" (2003) by James Frey, Frey, James
• Parker and Stone themselves recognized the episode as not very successful; initially they were going to combine the absurd idea of Oprah Winfrey 's talking genitals with something equally absurd ( Towel was chosen for this), but, according to Parker, two good ideas came together not very well ^[1] .
• The Porcupine Press publishing house, which Towel refers to with its book, is parodying the really existing Penguin Books publishing house (more precisely, its American division) with its name and logo.
• In this episode, an alien appears - he appears on the door of an ambulance during a report from the place of hostage-taking.
• It looks like SWAT is armed with L85 rifles.
• In the episode, Kenny’s death is parodied - after killing Harry, Vulvie says: “You killed him! Bastards! ”- and the monologue begins.

• "A Million Little Fibers" at South Park Studios
• " A Million Small Fibers ” on the Internet Movie Database