Very Russian detective

The film consists of three parts. The storyline is based on the investigation by the retiring policeman Johnny Walker of the murder of his partner. But in the course of the investigation, it turns out that this murder is one of many in the series of murders, and it also turns out that the killer chooses the murder tools in the Russian alphabet.

In the first two parts, the plot of the film “ Seven ” is used as the basis, in the third - the plot of the novel “ Ten Little Indians ”.

Part 1 (Once Upon a Time in America)

USA, the city of New-Urok (New Lesson). Detective Johnny Walker celebrates the birthday of his friend Napar Nick. But police officers Ramirez and Monica will soon find out that Napar Nick has disappeared; his search began. He is found dead on the far side of the park with a watermelon on his head.

After Nick’s funeral, they send a new partner - a younger, inexperienced and zealous Bret Pidd (a hint of Brad Pitt ).

Johnny finds evidence at the scene of Napar Nick’s murder - a feather down, which will subsequently be located at the sites of all the killings. Soon there are three more killings: victims are killed with a chainsaw, bagpipe and rake. And after three more murders (tree, spruce and Christmas tree), Johnny realizes that the murder instruments follow the letters of the Russian alphabet, which he remembers thanks to his grandmother (as a child, she often read it to him at night). At that moment, FBI agents Mulda and Scanner appear (a hint of Mulder and Scully ) and try to take Johnny's case to themselves, but nothing comes of it.

After three more murders, Johnny and Bret try to grab the killer in an abandoned iodine factory, but they don’t keep up with him and miss him, and this chase almost cost Johnny his life, and the next victim of the Feathered Maniac dies. A series of killings continues.

Part 2 (“The Old Men Are Not A Place”)

Soon, among the suspects is the mysterious abbess mother Snezhana, who, before leaving for the monastery, slept with 33 people (saved up for her first porn film). She confesses that she does not remember the name of the 33rd person, but he is the father of her nun’s daughter. Johnny realizes that this is his daughter ... But again, the restless and impolite Mulda and Scanner appear and arrest Snezhana.

Johnny retires, retires from the police and starts drinking at the Dismissed Cops Bar. Bret comes to reassure Johnny, but in the end Johnny almost kills him when he gets drunk.

Part 3 (“Nobody Wanted to Die”)

Johnny decides to invite all the surviving people who slept with Snezhana, on the pretext that they are all supposedly distant relatives and heirs of the millionaire Sandor Rakotsitsik. Accordingly, Johnny himself is the 33rd, and he too can be killed. Among Snezhana's lovers were a military man, a magician, a fan, a farmer and his son, a rastaman, a taxi driver of eastern origin, a bespectacled nerd, an athlete, and a doctor.

Murders occur again: the rastaman died first. The military man leads the rest, decides that the killer is Johnny, and binds him. Then Johnny tells what is really happening. Each of Snezhana's former lovers recognized her, and each dies over time. It becomes clear that the one who stays with the detective is the killer.

The result is Doctor and Johnny. Shouting at each other, “ So it's you! "They fight, but soon the doctor dies.

Johnny finds out that the killer is a pizza delivery man. He kills Johnny with a knife and tells him that there are no clues, riddles and tricks - he is a simple Russian maniac who hates Americans , feather feathers at the murder places are feathers from a hole in his down jacket, and that all the weapons of his murders are the order of the Russian alphabet, he did not even guess. Suddenly Bret Pidd appears and kills the maniac. He learns everything from Johnny and he dies in his arms.

Epilogue

A year later, Bret Pidd (no longer a beginner, but an experienced policeman) comes to Johnny’s grave with his whole family (including his daughter Johnny, whom he asked Bret to bring up before his death). Having lit one “male” cigarette, Bret recalled how he and Johnny once sat by the window and talked heart to heart. After nostalgia, Bret leaves the last cigarette in a pack on Johnny's gravestone, shoots two vultures on a tree, shows his middle finger to a yelling Russian peasant from the balcony and leaves back to the city with his family.

Then, during the titles based on 3D-graphics, the maniac’s victims, led by Johnny, crawl out of the graves and dance to the remix version of Vladimir Shainsky ’s song “ABVGDyke” edited by DJ Paul Oakenfold .

• Yuri Stoyanov - Johnny Walker
• Maxim Konovalov - Bret Pidd
• Mikhail Shats - forensic specialist
• Vadim Galygin - Jacek Grobowski, pathologist
• Alexander Semchev - Chief of Police
• Olga Tumaykina - Malda
• Alexander Oleshko - Scanner
• Tair Mammadov - S.P. Ramirez, junior policeman
• Larisa Baranova - Monica L.P., employee of Ramirez
• Natalya Andreichenko - Snezhana, Mother Superior
• Alexey Dedov - policeman number 1
• Vladis Golk - policeman number 2
• Tatyana Kirtbaya - grandmother
• Lera Kudryavtseva - a cleaner in the area
• Kirill Papakul - witness-addict
• Andrey Kaykov - priest
• Evgeny Voskresensky is a magician
• Alexey Oshurkov - military
• Evgeny Kulakov - bespectacled nerd
• Evgeny Gerchakov - doctor
• Julia Beretta is a fan
• Egor Alekseev - Rastaman
• Boris Estrin - farmer father
• Evgeny Kosyrev - farmer son
• Alexey Dmitriev - athlete
• Khadzhimurat Nabiev - taxi driver
• Bruce Khlebnikov - porn actor
• Alexander Pashkovsky - owner of the dog
• Andrey Balyakin - Napar Nick
• Elena Novikova - widow Napar Nick
• Dmitry Brekotkin - pizza delivery man, he’s a killer maniac
• Angelina Mirimskaya - nun, daughter Johnny
• Andrey Gavrilov - voice-over

• The object of the parody was the detective thriller " Seven ", only Yuri Stoyanov plays the role of Morgan Freeman .
• Mulda and Scanner mimic characters from the X-Files and Men in Black films.
• The inscriptions in the film are made in English. Their translation, as well as the translation of conversations in other languages, is read out by the famous translator of foreign films of the 1990s Andrei Gavrilov . However, not everything is so smooth - when trying to read the inscription on paper cups of coffee, the "translator" lamentedly says: " The inscription on the cups ... Not visible ."
• Although the film takes place entirely in the United States, the plot has many references to Russia. So, in the corridor of the police station there is an automatic machine with the image of Igor Talkov ; the hero Yuri Stoyanova listens to the DFM radio station in her car and drinks Russian vodka, ignoring American whiskey.
• The murders in the film are made alphabetically, but for some reason the weapon with the letter b comes before b.
• In the scene at Napar Nick’s funeral, the police chief is shown separately, who, crying, wipes the tombstone with the inscription Eugen Vaganovitz . Nearby you can see the grave with the inscription Adolf Schiklgruber - the real name of Adolf Hitler (in fact, he never bore the name Schiklgruber). In a scene in the same cemetery, when children play with dolls, you can see a tombstone with the inscription Julia Robots . And in the final scene in the cemetery you can read the name of Johnny - Walker (Walker).
• The pathologist Grobowski is a copy of the hero Vadim Galygin from KVN of Pan Jacek Grobowski.
• The scene in which the abbess of the monastery crosses her legs is a reference to a similar scene from the movie “ Basic Instinct ” with Sharon Stone .
• When Johnny tells Bret about feathers that are “the same,” the feathers aren't the same on Bret’s side.
• The hero Yuri Stoyanov on the ring finger of his right hand you can see a ring that looks like a wedding ring. In the West, wedding rings are usually worn on the left hand.
• The third part of the film mimics the novel by Agatha Christie “ Ten Little Indians ”.
• The Dance of the Dead at the end of the film is a parody of Michael Jackson ’s Thriller music video, and there are elements in the music that are similar to the elements of the Thriller song.
• In 2009, the film was nominated for the Silver Galosha Award in the nomination Massaraks of the Year, or Cinema Does Not Drown.
• The role of a maniac was offered by Mikhail Galustyan .

• Official movie website
• Reporting on the filming